Don't you hate when it gets really quiet in the office, you go to sit down in your leather chair and your clothing makes it sound like you just did a big nasty fart. It happened to me twice, I really didn't fart but damn.. it was the chair. No, farreal.
I took my grandmother to this grand opening of Wal.mart. We are walking down the bedsheets isle and on the endcap is a section with K.Y Jelly warming liquid. Why does my grandmother proceed to pick it up thinking it's lotion? She goes on to say that she could keep it in her purse for church. Ok, so as I'm doubled over laughing hysterically, I quickly kung-fu Hi-Ya the jelly out of her hands and it falls to the floor. I say," No ma, let me show you what you should get." Then we go to get some plain ol' Niv.ea lotion.
So either my grandma was disappointed that she didn't get a chance to get her groove back or the fact that she was wrenching* around to slap me on my butt cause I hi-ya'd her fingers. The shit was still pure comedy though.
If I could go back in time..
go through your past and personally curse each female that ever did you wrong..
baby.. if you only knew
I would if I could.. lift every burden you ever carried.. that somehow clouded your vision..
mentally..
physically..
emotionally..
If you only knew ..that all of the shit I've been through in my life .. has done nothing but fertilize my being..
so that when you stepped in.. I could give you every single piece of me unhesitatingly
However, the sick plan they conjured up is undoubtedly winning.
they've cut you too deep.... you're not letting me in
I would love for you to lay in my arms.. let me caress your intellect and gently glide my fingertips softly across your soul
While reclining further.. humming random verses from Rachelle Farrell
because NOTHING has ever felt like this
if you would only let me show you
show you how good it could feel
how good I could love you
damn..
if.only.you.knew
*wrenching 'round- LOL
