yeah, I'm being lazy SO WHAT!

your mouth game is like wha?! I don't believe you.. you need more people!

i really hate when dudes stunt and act like their dick or mouth game is all that.. and when you get it.. you coulda done it better ya damn self.

damn baby.. i guess u wasnt lyin on ya mouth.

i know i started this Floetry CD from jump.. and its over and he's STILL down there.

your daddy is a millionaire, yet you have your wedding in a small ass church with no a/c and it's 95 degrees outside.

smh your Maid of Honor has backfat and its humped up over her dress.

Okkkk.. your uncle sings and it reminds me of Coming to America with the fat man singing... "she's your queennnnn tooo beeee"

I have a bad habit of getting a guy's number and not calling him. I promise Imma call these 2 dudes this week before I forget how they look.

I normally don't do big guys but he was kinda cute.

Hmm.. the cat I've been talking to for a few months has potential but I don't know quite yet.

I normally maintain a professional business manner at work but if this chick twists her neck at me one more time.. I'm hittin her with the Cavalier.

She better hope I don't catch her in the hood.

I have a family reunion this weekend and I can't STAND this side of my family.

I was on vacation 2 weeks ago and spent an entire week catching up on the blogs I visit frequently. I was SO behind on my favorite black gossip sites.

My ex is still mad at me over something that happened a month ago. If he thinks I give a fuck he don't know me very well huh?

um.. can celibacy and oral sex go in the same sentence?

My sexual frustration level is off the meter.. but um.. if I get it now I won't stop.. so let me chill.