Friday, October 13, 2006
posted by thee modern isis at 9:14 AM


1. Who was your first prom date? I was supposed to go to prom with my boyfriend Reggie. 2 months before prom we broke up and I decided I didn't want to go. A month later, I met Charles when I was at work. We talked and I explained to him that I had just got out of a year long relationship and didn't want to have another one at the time. He said that he would take me to prom.. we went and had fun.. after that we stayed together for about 2 years until I went away to college and was never around.


2. Who was your first roommate? This white girl named Katie. She was cool, he and her boyfriend went to Windsor Canada every damn weekend and when she wasn't out, she was sloppy drunk.

3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Since my mother was/is an alcoholic, I'm good at mixing drinks. go figure. So I was looking online and got a recipe for some kinda drink that had chocolate milk and parrot bay. Me and the squad gathered some money.. went and got the stuff and started drinking mixed drinks along with smirnoffs. That shit was gross but I drank it. After that I remember wobbling to my dorm and not being able to get up on the loft, so I slept on the floor.

4. What was your first job? I worked at this ritsy restaurant called the Terrace Club in Jacob's Field. It was like a $500 membership for a year for the club members.

5. What was your first car? lol a 1992 Nissan Sentra. I bought that car before I had my driver's license because I knew it would only take me 1 try. Even though I couldn't drive it yet, I would go out and wash it. Be sitting in it just looking. lol

6. When did you go to your first funeral? Um, my first funeral that I really remember was when my grandma bee passed away on my father's side. We was in West Virginia and I remember seeing her laying in the coffin in a blue dress and asking my mom why she looked so mean.

7. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? My hometown is Fort Ord, California. I moved from there to Cleveland, Ohio when I was a kid. I can't remember the exact year.

8. Who was your first grade teacher? Funny thing is, I can't remember. I remember my kindergarden teacher Ms. Perry Evans and I remember my 2nd grade teacher Ms. Geter. First grade I had a crush on this lightskinned boy with pretty hair named Ishmel. He showed me his penis under the desk and I said "ew."

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? First plane ride was from Cali to Cleveland.

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? I can't remember. If anything it was probably to go chill with my girl Cat or if her brother Michael came to my door.

11. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them? My first best friend was named Carshae. We were friends in 4th grade and then I transferred to Catholic School. Carshae and her family moved to California I heard.

12. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents house? I was in college when I moved out of my grandparents home. I moved to Toledo, Ohio.

13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? My best friend L, or J.

14. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen? I never got to fulfill that obligation.

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Turn the clock off and jump out of the bed. Click the lamp and walk to the bathroom.

16. What was the first concert you ever went to? My aunt's friend won Janet Jackson tickets over the radio so we all went to see her. MC Lyte opened for her. I was SO excited, I loved Janet.

17. First tattoo or piercing? First tat was when me and my girl Mia went to the tattoo parlor on our 18th birthday. Since my birthday is the 18th and her's is the 25th of February, her mother and sister took us on her birthday. I got a tigger bouncing on my shoulder blade. My first piercing was of course the initial ear piercing I got when I was a baby. After that I got my upper ears pierced, my navel and a tattoo of a artistic sun with a ying yang symbol on my pelvic bone. Some more are to follow after that, I want one on my lower back next.

18. First celebrity crush? lol Hakim Abdulsamad from The Boys. I remember jamming to the cassette my mom got me for my birthday. yeah, yeah corny I know. Little Known Fact - Did you know The Boys moved to Gambia, Africa and changed their names to the Suns of Light. The started putting out world, techno and african music and release it only on the internet? Some shit huh?
http://www.sunsoflight.com/

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Untitled
when people see me walking down the street
they mutter to themselves..

"she's too much .. I can't talk to her"
"she think's she's all of that"
"hmph.. look at her"

but just like a book .. located high on a shelf
if you never dare to open the cover
to curl up in a corner .. draw your feet up on the couch
and carress the delicate pages that are held within .. the hard exterior

one will never truly get to experience just how exquisite
.. profound
.. ethereal
.. surreal
just how good it really can be ..
unless. ..

you take the time
to reach high up
and select the book that you once figured was out of your grasp
and actually realized
it was exactly what you were looking for.

-Isis

 
8 Comments:


At 10/13/2006 4:09 PM, Blogger Tenacious

I am too mad that first graders were already flashing the penis at you *or dingaling as we called it* LOL

One of the main reasons I don't like funerals is b/c everyone looks mean as hell in the casket...shit I look mean in real life I know I'd look ferious(sp?) in the casket

Ooh Janet I wanted to go to her concert but my mama said janet was a little too "grown" for my taste...aka her concerts was too "freaky" for my eyes...little did she know about my obsession with Real Sex, Red Shoe Diaries and Skin-amax on tv....

BTW I forgot did I pick truth or dare from you?

 

At 10/16/2006 9:02 PM, Blogger layne bowden

Loved the Meme! I think I'm going to have to steal it! I died laughing at the first car story! I can just see you sitting in there rubbing the steering wheel and dreaming of the day you'd FINALLY be able to drive it! (LOL)

Nice poem, Momma! I see you and I'm feelin' it!! ;)

Peace! Today, Be... true to yourself!

 

At 10/17/2006 10:09 AM, Blogger Rashan Jamal

I read this Friday, and I had to try the parrot bay and chocolate milk this weekend. It was rather nasty, but I could imagine drinking that when I was young.

 

At 10/18/2006 10:43 PM, Blogger Tenacious

@ Isis

Girl those two were cute shit maybe I need to com visit you in Cleveland sometime ;-)

After OMAR I said "never again" to an islander. He still pesters me after 3 years...imagine dude with the enormous cock, I know he'd really be pissed b/c he'd never get any from me.

Just helping yall pass the day at work by reading my long ass stories :-)

 

At 10/20/2006 12:42 AM, Blogger Tenacious

@ Isis

I don't know I even managed to do it...I havent hung out like that since I was 18 or 19 and I didnt have shit but class in the morning lol

I've fallen asleep in the club before had a good ass nap too I was tired and sick as shit i just hid in the corner and dozed while my girls kicked it...you know I had a grip on the purse

Ive heard about cabarets I just have yet to go to one...

 

At 10/25/2006 4:41 PM, Blogger Mocha

LMAO...love that you said "ew"

 

At 11/08/2006 10:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

OOOOOOOOH!!! I love "Untitled!!" It fits PERFECTLY for someone I know. Wow.

 

At 3/29/2007 2:34 PM, Blogger Southern_Lady

Hey Isis,

This is some weird ish! Hakim was my first (well second to Ronnie Devoe) crush. I JUST did a blog about The Boys moving to Gambia YESTERDAY, but I deleted it by accident. They are on that other ish, but atleast they're still together. I enjoy your blog.